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theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke

  2:33 am, reblogged  by asleepylee, [ 197,890 notes ]


shuckl:

primatis:

His name is Fry

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  2:32 am, reblogged  by asleepylee, [ 30,723 notes ]


cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

  2:23 am, reblogged  by asleepylee, [ 56,011 notes ]


leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

"im not a feminist"

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  2:20 am, reblogged  by asleepylee, [ 30,848 notes ]


guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

  2:19 am, reblogged  by asleepylee, [ 184,951 notes ]


brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

(Source: sandandglass)

  2:16 am, reblogged  by asleepylee, [ 735,785 notes ]


just-for-shit-and-giggles:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

I am so fucking glad that they didn’t force these two into a romantic relationship.

BEST FRIEEEEEEEEEEENDS.

it’s even better when you remember, that every second they are not dying, she keeps trying to hook him up with any girl, she’s his wingwoman

(Source: mishasteaparty)

  2:16 am, reblogged  by asleepylee, [ 104,311 notes ]


DC:Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

Marvel:YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

DC:We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

Marvel:HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

DC:The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

Marvel:DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

DC:After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

Marvel:PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

DC:We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

Marvel:NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

DC:We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

Marvel:NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

DC:We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

Marvel:FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

DC:Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

Marvel:NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

DC:Wait-

Marvel:NEW FEMALE THOR

DC:I didn't-

Marvel:NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

Marvel:TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

Marvel:PEACE

  2:15 am, reblogged  by asleepylee, [ 90,027 notes ]


supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

  2:10 am, reblogged  by asleepylee, [ 240,830 notes ]


(Source: brockcantillos)

  2:07 am, reblogged  by asleepylee, [ 2,978 notes ]


(Source: geesehater)

  2:03 am, reblogged  by asleepylee, [ 389,831 notes ]


trolltina:

me as a parent

  1:48 am, reblogged  by asleepylee, [ 39,759 notes ]


thickneyspears:

When your parents call you by your full name

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  1:48 am, reblogged  by asleepylee, [ 74,023 notes ]


wandaventham:

the official twitter account for the environmental protection agency’s office of water just posted about being a C-list celebrity in kim k hollywood 

wandaventham:

the official twitter account for the environmental protection agency’s office of water just posted about being a C-list celebrity in kim k hollywood 

  6:04 am, reblogged  by asleepylee, [ 15,495 notes ]


bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S
SO
TEENY

bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S

SO

TEENY

  6:04 am, reblogged  by asleepylee, [ 274,714 notes ]